Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

catch the donkey

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.

1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.

by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008

clotchmygotch

to scratch another persons elbow, sexually.

to ask someone to scratch their elbow.

"will you please clotchmygotch?"

"it totally clotched that girls gotch last night."

by the original clotch March 2, 2010

Catch a can

Localised slang from Geelong, Victoria, Australia that means to get take away food for dinner

We don't really have any food at home, so why dont we just catch a can?

by Juddy05 November 21, 2010

Catcher Masturbation

verb; the act of gay males using a toy to masturbate anally

My friends favourite activity is catcher masturbation

by gaybuddy42 February 18, 2011

catching the crazy turkey

The act of having sex with your girlfriend when she is dressed as a bird

Michael: my bed is not for your chicken

Ryan: you have been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey bed over there

by lilnitewing December 13, 2014

Catching the crazy turkey

When you have sex and you make the turkey gobble sound. If you don't know it's too wild for you.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsey's bed."

"Gobble Gobble baby"

by gandalfsmagicgaydick December 13, 2014