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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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Bucket Ass

When someones big ass sags so much you can lift it up put a bucket underneath and it would nearly fill the bucket
A bucket ass is defined as follows “That ass sags so much I could lift it up and drop it in a bucket”
by Bradesus December 30, 2024
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Bucket Shorts

A pair of shorts that may or may not exist in this reality. During an event that will remain undisclosed, a very boofed up man mentioned Bucket Shorts during conversation at the undisclosed event.

Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.

To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Hey bro u gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit ngl.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
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Dump the bucket

Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground
Does anyone know where Matt went?”

“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket
by Loyal-T June 17, 2019
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dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used
"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"
by RedPanda3 May 7, 2020
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Bucket

Bucket of sandalwood that is Rocking star yash,he is bigg bucket star in kannada industry

yash he is chitti kalla radhikal minda

rocking star is bucket star
by Bucket of Sandalwood January 23, 2021
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bucket hat bourgade

the collective of british indie kids

have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner
liam gallaghers headlining again, expect to see the bucket hat bourgade going mental
by professional sza stan November 27, 2020
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