blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl

Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck

by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016

Ninja Nose Blowing

Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.

that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing

by Nova the Starlight December 17, 2014

Blow your smoke

Blow your smoke is when the top blows smoke into the bottoms ass after they cum.

“Becky, will you blow my smoke later”

“Of course Lana, I would love to blow your smoke!”

by biggestofbigppsomgigetbitches February 12, 2022

Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016