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speed bag

To slap one's testicles across another individual's face (esp. forehead). Similar to tea bagging, however in this case the sack is not rested on the deponent, but rather used as an instrument of assault.
Speed bagging is often done to humiliate and/or shame the person upon which it is inflicted. It is also valuable for its humorous quality.
This activity is solely engaged in between males, and would be frowned upon as vulgar and inappropriate if executed upon a female. As with tea-bagging, this act is never considered homoerotic, although the deponent might be derided as a "fag" anyway.
The next time you black out I'm gonna fuckin speed bag your faggot ass, you fuckin light-weight.
by Dixon St. Grottlesex July 9, 2006
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bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
by Juice March 9, 2005
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douche bag

(n) {French, fr. Italian "doccia"}
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. Jason Mraz
1. A vaginal cleaning is simply incomplete without a proper douche bag.
2. That douche bag is still peddling his corny tripe on the radio.
by janet99 February 8, 2009
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ball bags

ow you just kicked me in the ball bags
by naughty_in_norfwest May 13, 2005
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Sauce Bag

A derogatory term for a nut sack.

First used in Golden, Colorado on Jan 30, 2005 while eating Taco Bell.
"David is such a sauce bag"
by TurboDC4 January 31, 2005
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ball bag

Idiot, wanker, loser someone not deserving of a minute of your time!
Jesus he's such a ball bag.
by ross canning June 30, 2003
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bag song

by Ilene Onya August 25, 2016
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