alabama tucker-noodle

When you tie your relative’s hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.

Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!

by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

alabama anal

giving your sister anal

i just gave my sister some alabama anal

by ibeatmymeatwannatry March 10, 2019

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

Alabama Cackle

When a girl is giving you a blumpkin and the guy has explosive Diarrhea. The girl knows it’s happening but doesn’t want to stop with the blowjob, however, the diarea smells so bad it makes her gag, which then leads to her puking with the dick in her mouth. As she is getting, she is making a half cough sound with a gag noise, a sort of “cackle”

“Hey bro Sarah was over last night and she did the Alabama cackle. It was righteous bro!”

by Jbotg January 23, 2021

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Alabama Steampot

When two obese individuals enter a diesel vehicle and perform what most people call coitus

After dinner last night Jimbob, and Tammy climbed into their neighbors diesel and made an Alabama Steampot

by Futzisnuts January 13, 2022