Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.

She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.

by UBP55 May 31, 2023

Banded

Shiny band on your finger to show that you are Married.

Single friend: "Can i come over to the picnic"
Married friend: "No bro, only banded people allowed.

by Spufler187 June 10, 2023

Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.

Brendan is such an annoying band kid.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

Band Photographer

The guy who actually have money

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

by Kallefin June 7, 2024