Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. When jobless grown people twist the words of the worldwide superstar, female rapper, actress, and mogul Nicki Minaj. All for interactions online, hoping for more selective outrage by people who already don’t like her but are obsessed with her.
This jobless man stayed up late at night to watch Nicki Minaj’s live to NICK PICK her words the next day to get her dragged on twitter.
by MARAJKALI October 15, 2021
Get the Nick Pickmug. This person has such a huge dick that is like a third leg. He's the most beautiful person in the world and he's the funniest person ever.
What is Nick's personality
by Bodybuilderas November 20, 2021
Get the Nickmug. A kid that goes by the name of Nicholas made a game website, the website has games, a proxy, an AI, and upcoming movies!
Nicks Play has been in the works for 3 months and is avalible to the public! Nicks Play has a wide variety of games, one proxy, and one AI. Nicks Play has been up for at least 3 months now but will be getting deleted soon. During the summer; Nicks Play will be deleted and replaced with a new site. So if you want to suggest new games before its deleted go and press the "Questions" button at the bottom of the all games page.
<The Link to Nicks Play>
https: (delete the spaces here) //sites.google.com/student.aisd.net/nicksplay-dont-tell
Nicks Play has been in the works for 3 months and is avalible to the public! Nicks Play has a wide variety of games, one proxy, and one AI. Nicks Play has been up for at least 3 months now but will be getting deleted soon. During the summer; Nicks Play will be deleted and replaced with a new site. So if you want to suggest new games before its deleted go and press the "Questions" button at the bottom of the all games page.
<The Link to Nicks Play>
https: (delete the spaces here) //sites.google.com/student.aisd.net/nicksplay-dont-tell
by Meleeboy61 May 21, 2024
Get the Nick's Playmug. Nick Davis is a pretty neat person but gets butthurt a lot. Nick is a really good friend and will always be there for you. He is a dad of 12 kids that are not even his. He also steals bagels so watch out.
by 1kkmm7 March 29, 2021
Get the Nick Davismug. 
by i forgor :skull: July 31, 2021
Get the Nick Cheese#8527mug.