absolute top guy, studied at the school for quantum rizzicks. shlong so long could take out king kong.
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
loves his wife and three children but also spends time with his girlfriend.
loves a stella and a fella ;)
by noah march March 17, 2023
by daddyjett January 29, 2020
The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.
His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 27, 2016
by Kosta The Great November 24, 2004
by Prhrbrnrhd June 30, 2021
Gabby and Noah are probably one of the most cutest couples that the whole school knows about. "Noah" usually being 6 feet or taller usually sad on the inside but a nice bright person on the outside and these really beautiful plays most sports and would die for his girlfriend gabby. "Gabby" is this beautiful girl with the most perfect hair and the most beautiful smile that can make any man instantly fall in love with her she gets good grades and has never had a regret.
Person 1 "Hey did you hear of that couple Gabby and Noah."
Person 2 "Who hasn't there pretty much a celebrity at this school."
Person 2 "Who hasn't there pretty much a celebrity at this school."
by Rip Kobe Bryant September 14, 2020
Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up
by Nick_Hockey09 November 19, 2016