make-work

Noun. A societal or employment position that exists solely because funds from a money-cloud (such as tax money, tuition, endowments, and non-profit organizations) was used to create it. It's title, usually having several multi-syllabic words, is an example of the "inverse law of word length and importance". It is usually a useless position that someone with several higher-education degrees holds (and perhaps even invented themselves). The purpose for its existence is to virtue-signal on both the make-work-er and make-work-ee's parts. It is meant to persuade people based on their appeal to authority.
"Margaret's make-work position is that of a biology education researcher whose research focuses on making undergraduate science learning environments more inclusive. Trained as a Ph.D. neuroscientist, she transitioned to discipline-based education research and is an expert on course-based undergraduate research experiences and making undergraduate science learning experiences, specifically active learning courses and undergraduate research experiences, more inclusive. Her research focuses on students with concealable stigmatized identities such as religious students, LGBTQ+ students, and students with disabilities, as well as the impact on students of instructors revealing these identities in the context of the classroom. Her research in biology education has been internationally recognized and featured in Science Magazine, as well as in numerous news outlets, including the NY Times, CNN, and Scientific American."
by Wichita.Downspout June 2, 2023
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.
Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.
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Heinous Work

Something so utterly outrageous and insanely heinous it is deemed as Heinous Work.
Jack: Yo man I really like this girl
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
by Kieran Markwick May 26, 2025
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work

"Ugh I hate work"
by hamgod666 November 26, 2018
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Jayden Work

Doing nothing,he watches everyone else do work while he is supposed to be helping
Hey jayden can you help no he's doing Jayden work
by Bendover455 September 25, 2025
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