Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.

I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.

by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

childe

ch-ee-l-de, child-dee

1. the youngest person in the friend group.

2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.

childe, be holy.

by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021

Child Of Silence

Someone who rambles to themselves on Twitter for no reason.

Jim: Man, Janet is such a Child Of Silence.
Jerry: Of course she is.

by Child Of Silence October 22, 2020

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Child of God

Jose angel flores because he goes to church

Jo is a child of god because he goes to church

by Suiiigangbanger69 November 24, 2021