Halal Meat

(Noun) A Muslim's penis. It is usually circomsized and hairy.
Also related to the Kosher Meat which is a Jewish penis.

Bob: What do you call a Muslim's penis?

Ahmet: Vat?

Bob: Halal Meat !

Ahmet: >:|

by Kn-og November 26, 2009

meat wagon

gay activity, what a homosexual man does in his spare time.

Look at that guy pretty sure he rides the meat wagon.

by Hubert Buckwild March 13, 2010

Nose Meat

Particularly substantial nose boogers that one extricates from one's nose to snack on between meals. Nose Meat can be well done (dry and crumbly), or somewhat rare (soft and moist, and coated in snot).

Hey, if you keep eating your nose meat, you won't leave room for dinner.

by Disgusting and Alone October 12, 2004

love meat

A hot chick; a beautiful woman; etc.

Oooh mama, check out the love meat...

by FORECEPS March 27, 2003

sweater meat

Humongous fuckin titties.

dseeamn that bitch gots some nice sweater meat!

by chichi February 6, 2003

meat curtain

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

by bob texas state August 2, 2004

meat rope

a horse's penis

it is a very long and quite retractable. when it extends, its over a foot long, and when it retracts, its nothing. it actually goes back inside the horse's body.

Jason and Spencer touched the meat rope (which looked like it had cuts on it) while Sam and Jordan laughed outside of the horse pen.

by nirvana4lf April 17, 2006