A form of ad-hoc masturbation following an unexpected event, causing a sudden rush of adrenaline. Usually performed in public as it should be followed through while you still feel the hormone coursing through your veins.
Guy 1: I think we lost the Feds.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
Guy 2: That was madness. I could go for an adrenaline wank right now.
by syzlacker November 13, 2019
Get the Adrenaline Wankmug. Masterbating in a caravan
by Lanky cass July 15, 2017
Get the Gypsy wankmug. “Our friend Rooter was that horny he had to duck off to the bathroom to gently roll the knuckle over the little champion, to have a wank”
by Kenneth99 January 3, 2024
Get the Wankmug. by go go gadget dick April 12, 2011
Get the volcan mind wankmug. Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.
Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.
What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
Get the Post wank visionmug. When you wank so hard your meatus gets dry and skin flakes off.
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
Derogatory term for someone below a wanker
by Brian and so is my wife August 12, 2021
Get the wank flakemug. Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
Get the Pink Wankmug.