Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022

Child

a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.

that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?

by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020

Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park

Man that child is hot

by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019