When the cops come to your door and your homie tells you to hide the drugs in his ass and you put it in there then he moans and then he nuts all over you and the cops and gets the cops pregnant.
*Police Sirens*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
by Moai January 24, 2023
Get the Doormug. Door stepping someone is when you get on your hands and knees behind someone and your mate pushes them so they fall over you.
by slagofthenorth30000 April 9, 2021
Get the Door stepmug. by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025
Get the .9.Hundred Doors Game Escape from School.9.mug. A game by LSPLASH (also known as lightning splash) where you walk through rooms, inspired by Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion and Rooms by nicorocks5555. This game has gained traction for its infinite rooms and replayability with new updates every... sextillion years! Due to this traction, the game has gotten over 200 million plays. (calculation based on how many people were awarded the welcome badge) There are two floors in the game, The Hotel and The mines. These floors have different entities and different rooms, for more info on the game go to the Fandom wiki page.
by moferr!! July 20, 2025
Get the Roblox DOORSmug. A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
by bachoochoo June 26, 2024
Get the Apache Door Gunnermug. It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.
by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022
Get the Czechoslovakian Door-Knobmug. by Booie January 2, 2009
Get the dooremug.