Max

Usually a fucking god with a big penis, like, astronomical size,at least 10 inch

Half the time the are dickholes with no life

“I just saw max the other day, looking as godly as usual,wish I saw that astronomical cock”

by Bigdicklad January 4, 2023

Max

A man that lacks Rizz

Oh he is bombing over there

He must be a Max

by Niamhykins January 5, 2023

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023

Max

Max is a charming, calm and laid back guy. He can be shy or a loud guy. If he was a cat he would be a black cat, black cats are none for being mysterious.

Max

by babibaddiboo January 12, 2023

Max

Max is when someone is very broke

man im Max

by anonymous July 1, 2023

max

Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.

How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY

person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”

by cutegirl293929 July 8, 2023

max hebden

Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday

Do you know max hebden?

Yes ofc, he is a top bloke with so many mates

by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023