Kyle

Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.

Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"

by Dude dude 12 September 21, 2022

Kyle

This guy is loud and obnoxious, who complains about the fact that, you're allowed to exist. The same person that will call the cops, if he sees you J-walk. A complete and utter stupid complaining jerk, no one can stand. Kyle (Ki-el); The male version of a Karen.

James, stop being such a KYLE dude!!!

by North_Idaho_girl July 21, 2025

Kyle

Mostly the persom drinking Monster, wearing sandals (usually without socks), wears shades that seams to be too small for their head. Loves wearing only undershirt, shorts, and watches. They usually bathe themselves in body sprays and think women love the smell. Burps in front of everyone and probably has a son named Justin.

A Kyle on its natural habitat. Run!

by jellymcdelly May 25, 2022

kyle

kyle is so short but he thinks hes taller than everyone

"hes such a kyle"

by rcok March 13, 2023

Kyle

Pretty MID

Girl 1; you saw Kyle?

Girl 2; yeah he's so mid

by Steammmm June 7, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is possibly the best person you will ever meet on the earth. He is cute and all round amazing. He has your back no matter what. He always knows how to make you laugh when your down and he always has a way to make you smile. If you are lucky enough to have a kyle in your life then never let him go. If you have a chance to become his significant other then you are lucky as fudge.

Kyle is amazing

by Snakelover101 May 1, 2020

Kyle

People named Kyle are so dumb! They drink nasty kilt lifter four peaks beer and will keep buying it even tho its nasty af. They also always eats your candy and cant read.

me - "Hey this kilt lifter is pretty nasty".
Kyle - "This beer was brewed in Arizona don't be a idiot"

by Kyles Number 1 fan November 23, 2021