the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....
Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
Joe: she got jazz handed last night
Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!
by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009
Get the Jazz Handed mug.1. That hand-whore never goes out with guys because she's always home takin' care of business by herself.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
2. He divorced her because she's such a hand-whore and never gave up the pussy.
3. That hand-whore is always droppin' books, so she never needs a man's affection. She just goes to the library all day long.
by Spyboy Pseudodelic December 25, 2011
Get the Hand-whore mug.the way your hands get sticky/dusty/smelly after a long day playing sports, on a road trip or at a carnival/fair
by Nacho 720 March 15, 2009
Get the Carnival Hands mug.There are 3 types of hand soap. One type is the foaming kind which is softer and more fun for kids to play with while washing their hands.
Another type of soap is liquid soap. It has about the same consistency as shampoo. It's an average soap and easiest to use.
The final type of soap is bar soap. To use it, put water on your hands, then rub the soap on your hands. These soap bars are slippery so be careful.
Another type of soap is liquid soap. It has about the same consistency as shampoo. It's an average soap and easiest to use.
The final type of soap is bar soap. To use it, put water on your hands, then rub the soap on your hands. These soap bars are slippery so be careful.
Joe: "This bar soap is so slippery! I hope I don't drop it."
*Drops it*
"Wait. Is the hand soap dirty or is the floor clean? I can still use this soap then."
*Drops it*
"Wait. Is the hand soap dirty or is the floor clean? I can still use this soap then."
by NicoledaTaco March 9, 2017
Get the hand soap mug.A hand taco occurs when all the ingredients of a taco are placed between two hands held together at the base making a v, like a taco shell.
by TrotskytheDog February 3, 2010
Get the hand taco mug.by Thommy94 December 14, 2006
Get the mechanic hand mug.Using both of your fists(hands) to fist two women at the exact same time. One girl on each fist(hand).
Damn bro! I heard that Kyle and Chad both had Hulk Hands at Jake's party the other with 4 Jamestown girls. They are true super herebro's.
by RoboChad August 9, 2012
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