A ham

It’s just the Normal way of saying sIlLy lItTlE bAkA anyone can be a ham but they also less retarded then “those” type of people

Sam:Dude Mikey stop being A ham my guy

Miles:don’t you mean silly little Baka dude?
Sam:The actually fuck miles? Are you one of “those” type of people?
Mikey:heh you guy are Such A hame
Sam and Miles:Oh Mikey! *laughs dramatically*

by TheGayStarLord365 February 11, 2022

Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.

Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich

by sakemylove December 23, 2022

jit going ham

An instance of an individual, particularly a young, rowdy and unsupervised children, cause chaos, destruction, and potentially vandalism, in a public place. Primarily, the place in question is some form of general or retail store.

"Boy, we've got a Jit Going Ham in the Dollar Store".
—The cameraman in the infamous YouTube video "Kid Destroys Dollar Store", as he records the destruction caused by said kid.

by TubbyFatFrick March 1, 2025

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.

They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021

Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle

Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍

by Ham candler March 6, 2024

Alabama Glazed Ham

When uncle rick makes the Christmas ham using several honey packets and Viagra in an attempt to fuck the whole family.... AGAIN.

Man, that Alabama glazed ham got me hurting today. Uncle Rick sure knows how to handle his meat.....

by Raunchy Coon November 1, 2025