The kindest most uplifting soul you’ll ever meet!! She is perfect in every way but won’t admit it. She is intelligent and no doubt the funniest person you’ll ever meet!! She lights up any room she walks into and no body’s deserves to be in her profound presence!! She is near to holy. She is undeniably gorgeous and can really bust a move in the dance floor when the time is right.
by Hayley Baldwin July 14, 2019
Get the bailee nicole taylormug. The most attractive girl on campus. She will definitely friendzone you, but she's very cool as a "friend".
by Sir Patrick IV November 29, 2021
Get the Taylormug. Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
by SameHeadSykes October 5, 2023
Get the Taylorismmug. 
Taylor is a bitch who chews on carpets. She loves to poop on her bed and likes to sing in the car. She likes 1 inch dicks and she watches parn every night cuz shes hated and shes ugly asf
by UR UGLY BITCH November 30, 2021
Get the Taylormug. “Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
by SwifTiemwkdnwnsj November 6, 2023
Get the Taylor Swiftmug. An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
Get the Taylor Swiftmug.