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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.
He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .
by onephinepeace October 6, 2011
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Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products
Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Magic

The property of Albert T. McKee; of uh... er... Oxfoooooooooops I mean The King and GOD.
"It's just Chaos and his fatha figyu.."
"It's just Satan."
"It's just Big Brother."
"It's The Muthafukin King."
"Is it your Sabbath too?"
"It ain't Magic."
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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grbr Magic

When the musician "grbr2006" takes a previously widely considered bad song, and turns it into a widely considered fantastic song.
Yep, that's grbr Magic for you.
by AshtonMG5 May 24, 2024
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Magical fruit

by JokersWild777 July 23, 2022
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Piff the Magic Dragon

by Reaper FL YT November 11, 2018
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