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Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021
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Atomic Cow

This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.
by volcano.man August 7, 2021
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cow

That cow is a cow.
by sirsmursalot October 23, 2016
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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx April 23, 2018
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cow cookie

Cow shit nugget ready 4 the boken 😋
Kicked a smelly cow cookie, then got hangry: talk about random!
by Strongblanco June 22, 2019
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Cow corn

A hick woman (barely) who believes everything she learned on a farm. Always a narcissist and think they are a 10 when they are only a 3 on their very best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but she was only cow corn.
by Boomgoo January 24, 2021
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Cow

a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies...

...GET it right!

The first time, that is...

...because you DO wrong instead of right..

...go fuck yourself in hell.

Signed

☆Satan

P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...

...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.

From one extent or another.

How do I know this?

You'll never know!

Not because I won't just tell you...

Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...

Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.

And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...

...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)

...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...

...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...

...because I cannot afford it...

...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...

...don't even get me started on the "water"...

...or the shelter, the clothing and love....

Defined ln th next sentence
Type and example.

-Cowabunga
by Cypher Mode December 8, 2025
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