National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.

Hampus is really short compared to other people

by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

fabian is short

he is short af

fabian is short is short

by chadad123312 November 14, 2023

short-sleeve scoopdaddies'

Shorts and/or other various assorted short pants up to and including clam diggers and capris.

Yo, those short-sleeve scoopdaddies' be extra hype!

by Peter Walter Travis July 31, 2010

Short

A 5’5 man who’s brother is taller.

Gianna:your brother is hella bigger than you

Short man:no he’s not he’s not Fiona Gallagher!

by Jr92521_ July 23, 2021