Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022

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Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022

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Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

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Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

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who decides to live their lives on the road

by anonymous April 28, 2022

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Mather Field Road

A grimey ghetto ass road in Rancho Cordova, California full of crackheads that will get aggressive for no reason. It is probably not a good idea to walk down this road with no weapon.

Tay: Aye, you heard what happened to Frank on Mather Field Road?

Gerald: Yeah, a crackhead beat his ass for lacking.

by mr bing bing May 2, 2022

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