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Apples and Oranges

A comparison between two things that aren't exactly similar in the first place.

Apples and Oranges only have one thing in common: They're fruits. So trying to compare them...won't work.
Stones v Beatles is another example of apples and oranges. A bluesy rock and roll band is quite a bit different from a psychedelic rock and roll band, so it's not really possible to compare them at all.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 27, 2024
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Small orange

It isn't a tangerine or whatever else u wanna call it. Its a small orange or an orange or a bit orange.
"I kinda want an orange right now"
"what type?"
"a small one"
"so a tangerine?"
"NO. A small orange."
by Yourlovelymom July 7, 2022
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Orang

The single best way to switch the blame from you to someone else in the game Among Us.

It even works if there is no orange.
White: "I saw Brown vent"
Brown: "orang"
White: "But there isn't even an orange guy-"

White was ejected. 1 imposter remains
by The Bestest To Ever Exist July 12, 2022
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Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*
by AssJackson June 17, 2022
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Orange Air Forces

The worst type of air force 1's. Even worse than blue airforces
Man 1: "oi did you see Johnny copped some orange air forces yeah?"
Man 2: "fuck man what a waste of dosh"
by some punk bitch June 22, 2022
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Orange

Adjective; neat, swell or cool
That rock show was totally orange!
by MontiSeas July 1, 2022
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He smelled like oranges

Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3

Warning : your gonna cry.
Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out
by Mommymilksuga August 8, 2022
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