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Road Ninja

the term used when a pedestrian goes out of their way to annoy and cause unrest towards learner drivers. they are usually disguised.
whoa, max just jumped in front of that learner, he is a road ninja!
by Max, Ashley, Mitesh March 31, 2009
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Ninja Flaps

The breast of a black woman, usually long and flat like pancakes or open wallets.
Bro did you see that bitches "ninja flaps", they were gross.
by phat_donkey October 21, 2008
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ninja raid

by Steve Hilliard January 28, 2004
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Google Ninja

Google Ninja Is a myspace user whos real name is Adam Harris who has over 700K friends. He is a professional body piercer at Timeless Art Tattoo and is an also a major player in the website GrimyGlendale.com. He is the most featured person on GrimyGlendale.com and is a very influential public figure in the PHX metropolitan area.
by Brian Dunn jr January 24, 2009
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poke ninja

A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.

Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.

Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.
James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.
by rockcityfire February 25, 2011
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IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.
User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."
by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011
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Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze
by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011
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