ninja potion

when u cup your hand and fat into it the stick the still cupped hand willed with fart juices and nasty stank over there mouth and nose, mouth is important because alot of people will lick your hand to try to deter you, forcing to make them smell the disgusting concoction of aromas. The most important part of a ninja potion is you must whisper in there ear NINJA POTION like a real ninja would.

hey guys havent seen mark in a while yah last time i heard he was training to be a ninja,
all while mark sneaks up behind him and puts his hand over his face and whispers ninja potion as the man slowly passes out

by godzilla through tokyo January 22, 2010

Ninja Flaps

The breast of a black woman, usually long and flat like pancakes or open wallets.

Bro did you see that bitches "ninja flaps", they were gross.

by phat_donkey October 21, 2008

Google Ninja

Google Ninja Is a myspace user whos real name is Adam Harris who has over 700K friends. He is a professional body piercer at Timeless Art Tattoo and is an also a major player in the website GrimyGlendale.com. He is the most featured person on GrimyGlendale.com and is a very influential public figure in the PHX metropolitan area.

Google Ninja

by Brian Dunn jr January 24, 2009

sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

Ninja Food

food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.

Iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
Angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
Abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas FOR food! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Iris:MWAHAHAHA!
Angie: okayyyy..... im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. *runs away screaming*

by COWWIEWISDOM March 13, 2013

Ninja Sip

when you let someone take a sip of your drink and they drink way too much.

Sister: I just got back from subway

Brother: What did you buy to drink?

Sister: Just an fountain Iced Tea

Brother: May I have a sip? I am rather parched.

Sister: Okay, not too much though.

Brother: *SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP* *GULP*

Sister: WTF!! I told you not too much

Brother: NINJA SIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Fall_backwards December 29, 2011

IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.

User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."

by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011