When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
by GM123 April 21, 2017
A Sexual Act where the couple strips their clothes and consume eachothers privates while on a family video call. While you eat the meat you chew it up and spit it around chanting “grandmas muffins” over and over.
“Hey baby, would you like to show the family Grabdmas Muffins”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
“You bet your ass I would!”
“I would love to show My Grandmas Muffins as well”
by MrHornywetsoco December 23, 2020
by Bennet Anderson December 15, 2020
I buttered her muffin yeaterday and she got AIDS (oops!)
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
IS your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
by B. P. June 05, 2007
What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.
Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
by blue eyed angel September 16, 2008
A ridiculously oversized beverage container that is significantly larger on its top than on its bottom, allowing one to fit the drink into a standard car beverage holder. Popularized with the emergence of "super-sized" meals and their very large accompanied drinks, and with half-gallon sized slush drinks and sodas at convenience stores.
I hope this drink I'm ordering is a muffin top pop, otherwise it won't fit into this standard car beverage holder!
by Dirt Sandwich December 18, 2010
by Windtnl December 18, 2012