by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014
Get the Mike Robbinsmug. by Mike leuverink December 6, 2019
Get the Mike leuverinkmug. Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.
Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.
by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022
Get the Mike Pencemug. Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018
Get the michael (mike) reynoldsmug. by IHaveADickInUrMom October 10, 2016
Get the mike xiaomug. by bhp June 1, 2013
Get the Open Mike Nightmug. by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Mike Huntmug.