Mexican cartwheel

When you get stabbed in the poop shoot by a bull and make a full 360 before hitting the ground again.

Did you see Pedro when he did that Mexican cartwheel last week!?

by tentsquatawa October 6, 2009

Mexican Lawnmower

When your typical fat cat Republican deports all the Mexicans except for one, to be used as a chore monkey.

Pence: Who the hell is that mowing your private golf course?
Trump: That is my Mexican Lawnmower. If he's good, I'll pay him with tacos.

by KalloFox34 December 1, 2019

Mexican Missile

A beat up old sports car that used to be hot, but is now hanging on by a thread.

If I just rebuild the entire suspension of my Mexican Missile, it will be whole new car.

by Gomez Oliva May 5, 2006

mexican strangler

made up sexual position. conceived after trying to think of all the obscure names out there now. later, the definition was made. In the doggystyle position, the "giver" reaches around and rubs their own ass crack real good, then proceeds to cover the "takers" face,strangling them with ass hand.

i was giving her the mexican strangler good last night and she puked.

by slick ass June 20, 2008

mexican blanket

When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.

Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.

by DildyFace June 11, 2006

Snow Mexican

A person of Mexican heritage who stops on the road way screwing up traffic in order to play in the snow. Snow Mexicans can be seen in the winter months in the San Bernardino mountains and other surrounding areas of southern California. Snow Mexicans are a generally friendly and out going group and normally travel in large herds called "families".

"Why are there so many Snow Mexicans up here today"

by Crestline Jim January 1, 2015

Mexican Christmas

When two men with real sleazy spic 'staches hook up, and instead of finishing off on/in eachother, they cum on someone's Christmas presents. It's a once a year event. Quite the spectacle if you're ever lucky enough to see one.

Hey sis, I think I can hear Dad and Santa Clause having a Mexican Christmas tonight on Christmas Eve!.... Nevermind, it's just Dad and Little Timmy... again...

by Hipster H April 21, 2011