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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Ligma male

A male capable of licking his own balls, usually by either extreme flexibility or by having their bottom ribs surgically removed for this purpose.
"I'm a ligma male"

"Nice try Jonathan. I know you're gonna tell me to lick your balls when I ask you what that means."

"No dude. I was trying to tell you I'm capable of licking my own balls."
by Suckmytoes_77 March 12, 2024
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Sigma male lone wolf

Jonathan anwsering Mariyham questions.
"Did you do your task Jonathan?"
-Sigma male lone wolf. No go fuck your self Mariyham
by Sigma male lone wolf March 14, 2024
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Sigma male lone wolf

When a student contradicts a teacher
Teacher - " You need to do your task!"
Sigma male lone wolf - " Go fuck your self! "
by Sigma male lone wolf March 17, 2024
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Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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Male breast feeding

When a man nuts to a child to feed it, because it is so sigma, and not a simp.
Bob: How are you man?
Tim: I Male breast feeding my child because my wife left me
Bob: So sigma
by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024
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Beta Male

A man who likes boobs over ass
"Yeah i would prefer a girl with small ass and big boobs" thats why im a Beta Male
by Giga Chand333 July 14, 2022
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