wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Greasy Mushroom

Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.

Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.

by HugeBaldHead September 27, 2015

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Space Mushroom

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!

oohhhh space mushrooms :D

by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016

fest mushi

Tight pussy

Ur mum has a fest mushi

by Mems4yu April 22, 2017

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

get mushed

it's a urban expression used regularly to mean reduce a person to a soft and wet mass like potatoes salad or even shit.
In spanish, hacer papilla a alguien

Its a must, i redeem my name and haters get mushed

by Spanish Hoodi June 12, 2017