Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
Get the kicking tee retrievermug. by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
Get the kick the dogmug. When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
Get the Kicked the sheetsmug. You're having a laugh with your mate and suddenly the teacher starts yelling at you to shush and threating that she'll kick us out the class and then all of a sudden you hear a noise... coming from the left hand corner.... "Just kick them out"....
Person 1) "hahahah that is so funny"
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out
by Im a victim August 31, 2025
Get the just kick them outmug. You better shut your ugly ass face about my baseball skillz before I roundhouse karate chop kick drop spin on your dick!
by DisManz April 19, 2018
Get the roundhouse karate chop kick drop spinmug. The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.
To get your woman out of your life.
To get your woman out of your life.
If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!
by MaxBrit February 6, 2015
Get the kick her to the kerbmug. A kick in Football using the outside of the foot, rotating the leg at the knee, raised as in a back heel, but then swung forward, striking the ball forward or looping it over any in coming player..
by MR. E TU November 29, 2023
Get the Camel Kickmug.