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My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs
Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝
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I'm Just Toastin-logic

I'm just Toastin-logic
by Postago October 6, 2025
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Just sayin’

“Just sayin”

A passive aggressive phrase used with arrogance as an alternative to one or more of the following:

- You are wrong, I am right, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise, just sayin
- I want to sound humble but look how awesome I am, just sayin
- Your story/accomplishment is cute, but it makes me yawn in comparison to mine which is obviously far better, just sayin

Use of phrase reveals one is being a “prick”

a. The phrase has gained such popularity that everyone knows its true meaning. For that reason, if used today with belief the receiver is unaware of its true meaning, it reveals one is a “dumb ass prick”

*Also see “Bless your heart” - Often used as alternative to -
“Wow you are so off the charts dumb I can’t begin to acknowledge what you actually said so I am left with only pity for your sad useless brain”
“Wow you are so off the charts dumb I can’t begin to acknowledge what you actually said so I am left with only pity for your sad useless brain, just sayin’”
by SavageRenob March 27, 2020
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Just be Ready

Just be ready as in I’m coming! Letting the other person know they should prepare themselves.
Yo, Just be ready!

Girl I’m fixing to smash yo ass! Just be ready!
by Bratty2000 December 15, 2021
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just onion

Angry and pitiless world was that kept us always just onion.
by now name February 6, 2023
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Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old 
. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY
No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.
by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023
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