Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 23, 2011

Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...

A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"

by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023

A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)

i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it

by Pleasantsextime March 6, 2023

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Rayne Is a Jew

A fucking Jew.

I dont care because Rayne Is a Jew.

by bagel bear March 23, 2023

Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…

Sorry UD Jews

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023