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Internet Death

Symbolically killing one’s internet identity.
Symbolically killing one’s internet identity is internet death
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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Phantom internet

This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
by Electrozi June 11, 2022
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internetional

being or existing multiple places on internet and/or a person's various social media sites at the same time, often times randomly or some really obscure reason

Portmanteau of internet and international.
Have y'all seen that latest post from Chika? Everyone is talking about it and it's in all my feeds, Twitter, Insta, even my Yahoo! News!! This babe has really gone internetional, overnight.
by Whoshotya? February 16, 2020
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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internet High (Verb.)

Having the world at your fingertips at a rapid speed causing an overload of dopamine and joy.

2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
“I’m on internet high (Verb.) and IM SO HIGH i swear I saw Baby Pluto and DJ Escobar in a Pablo Escobar documentary while I played PSP on my phone.”

“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”

“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”

“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
by Rk93 September 24, 2023
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Internet Chaw

the act of chawing or dipping online with another friend though a social site ie. Facebook Myspace etc...
chat chat chat... "hey im about to throw in a lip" "dude no way im just about to do the same!!" internet chaw initiated
by giant kid August 10, 2010
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