penis snapper

A term to state when a porn star's vaginal organs are so powerfully strong that when a male's penis is inserted , it snaps in half , killing the male while the porn star laughs manically.

Faggotini :"I don't think prostitution is the best job for you"
Antoinette: "What are you talkin' about girl?"
Faggotini: "It just that with that penis snapper of yours , the amount of rekt penises are too damn high , our insurance bills can't cover their huge medical bills!"

by St1ff_D1ck January 7, 2016

fuck penis

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.

Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.

by kfmri January 13, 2017

Penis Drug

A penis drug is the technical name for "dickweed" you see... dick=penis and weed=drug. so when you call someone a dickweed you're basically calling them a penis drug

Damn, that's one dickweed.... no I mean.... penis drug.

by analasiser October 31, 2020

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020

sea penis

The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies

Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"

by Eljimperor February 14, 2014

Penis Colada

A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it

My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time

by Jeffery Epstein July 4, 2021