Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo

When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.

A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.

Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.

by Grindo July 21, 2023

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008

Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

Darvin Ham

The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.

"What a dumbass decision, he must be pulling a Darvin Ham"

by Professor Nate April 27, 2024