Family Guy

The greatest show in the history of television

In 1999, a man by the name of seth macfarlane was chosen to fulfill the prophecy of a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us laugh and cry.
So out of the blue, there came family guy. Whether you watch it high, sober, background noise, or paying attention, it's the funniest fucking thing ever

He's Our Family Guy!

by bollshoot May 4, 2021

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stand by guy

A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.

Jenna wanted to hang out with Dave but he was busy, so instead she hit up her stand by guy MC.

by SuaveCat August 5, 2014

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Wally Guy

A dick head geezer, someone that bails on there friends constantly for self gain

rhys bullivant A.K.A Wally Guy

by Mrs Bullivant January 21, 2011

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Guy Scraper

A nonchalant way of saying the word erection

"I can't get up right now because I've got a guy scraper"

by Plump Friction February 15, 2015

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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 25, 2016

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