Dylan

He has the smallest dick in the group he goes as needle dick Dylan

He simps for a girl maica he has no style when he skates

His the least favorite child because he’s adopted

And he likes to fuck dudes swag BITCH
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Me: Dylan play with me

Dylan: No
Me: stop being a Dylan
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Dylan is a guy every body loves, but sometimes can be a big dumb ass. He loves every body but goes harsh on people he hates. He can eat every thing in the house in one sitting. He loves animals, especially dogs. he has many girls on him but only loves one. WENDY. and has a harsh language.
me: hi dylan

dylan: wassup bitch
by Clouds8080 May 07, 2019
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"wow Dylan has three gf"
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Dumb blond kid who never shuts the fuck up about goomba with a hat or druggy joe.
Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA!
by ManWithAPlan12 February 12, 2022
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The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.
Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA
by ManWithAPlan12 February 12, 2022
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A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.
L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan
by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 10, 2019
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