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bay douche

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.
Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?
by julsalves February 21, 2017
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Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?
by Cornholious December 27, 2011
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douche diggler

Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!
Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!
by Dd43 May 16, 2016
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giant douche

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.
"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009
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toe douche

when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe
pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out
by Spy300 June 16, 2011
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Doncaster Douche

(Noun) Also known as a Rotherham Rinse.

A post-ejaculatory contraceptive douche carried out by the male whilst still inside the female vagina. Immediately after ejaculation inside his lady, before withdrawing his still semi-tumescent penis, the gentleman urinates within her, sluicing out his spermy man-milk. Purported to be 80% effective, by someone, somewhere, probably (depending on volume of piss).
Shaniqua couldn’t be bothered with any of the usual contraceptive methods, and neither could Marlon. So right after his vinegar strokes, he did the gentlemanly thing of giving her a Doncaster Douche to sluice out his spooge.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit May 16, 2021
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