douche-box 

a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"

Fred, stop being such a douche-box!

douche-box by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

Douche beer 

1. A juicy liquid that comes out of the douche bag after usage. Usually drunk in pint or half pint glasses and it tastes great.

Lil luke says " Rachel whack be up a fresh batch of douche beer, NOW BITCH!"

Douche beer by BiLzA July 6, 2006

douche bag 

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

douche bag by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag 

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

douche bag by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

douche bag 

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

douche bag by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

Douche Nugget 

Any member of the human species that says something completely asinine.

That bitch is such a douche nugget.

Douche Nugget by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 28, 2004

Douche Bag 

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

Douche Bag by KJ October 5, 2003