JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.

I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel

by mrB2B April 13, 2022

oh dark 30

05:30 in military time is pronounced
Oh five thirty

Oh dark thirty (o dark 30) means usually getting up at some unreasonable, unnatural, ungodly early time such as 2am when you usually get up at 6:30.

It does not really mean half passed the hour. Just a early time.

To beat the traffic for our trip, we need to get up at oh dark 30.

by CarlosRicochet! October 24, 2017

Dark orb in brain

A malicious or bad feeling within a person, usually cognitive

Have you seen Micheal online? He just send nudes to my grandma.

I think he was diagnosed with the Dark Orb in Brain

by anonymous April 3, 2025

oh-dark-thirty

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).

Oh-dark-thirty.

by ÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇWÑÇW August 7, 2025

dark missionary

Very simply, missionary in the dark.

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.

by Blahseph01 March 22, 2021

new Dark Souls

describes a quite difficult game that has recently been released.

Dude A: "Hey, have you heard of this new game Cuphead?"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"

by drJunkenstein October 24, 2017