Donkey Crush

Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER

Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia

by Demkitties February 6, 2019

National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if

You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss

by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021

Crushed

when your crush rejects you so frickin hard in front of many frickin people..

Sarah was crushed when Jonah said he hated her

by cry_baby(melanie martinez's) March 26, 2025

Crush

sex. fucking.

girl: you so fine dada
boy: oh frl?
girl: yea😍 i wanna crush
boy: sayless

by xnadiiir May 8, 2024

Worldwide Crushes

Today we're going to talk about Great's crush. Great has a crush on Eniola, those who can't see it at this point are possibly blind. like come on they always fight on the group and there was a time that Great confessed it. Sure Eniola is a very pretty girl i see know reason why Great shouldn't have a crush on her. now the question is does Eniola feel the same way.. tune in !! to the next chapter

Worldwide crushes pt5

by Ebuksam February 29, 2024

dream crush

when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.

A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.

by royaume August 13, 2016

national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.

Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@

by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023