Dubois College House

One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.

Person1: Hey, where do you live?

Person2: Dubois College House.

Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.

by 2013quaker May 30, 2011

Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

Bishop's college nigga

A nigga that always feel Dem uptop but Dem ah wasteman

I can't believe I dated a Bishop's college nigga

by Hotgirl3456 April 22, 2019

virginia wesleyan college

expensive ass school that takes your money, does not help you with anything, and condones rape.

"you go to virginia wesleyan college? what the hell is that?"

by vwcmarlin May 22, 2016

Emory & Henry College

A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.

I get so much great tea and gossip when I go up to Emory & Henry College. There’s so many crazies.

by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018

Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.

Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018

Chaminade College School

Basically all guys stag fest sausage fest school

I go to chaminade college school

by 1Shot Duke February 9, 2020