A college nearest Bristol Virginia that is both prestigious and completely unknown to anyone outside the Emory Bubble. It is also a Methodist Private Liberal Arts school go figure. The students are great, but includes many crazies. It’s the deep Deep South.
by StormWolf56 January 15, 2018
We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.
by Blobbo May 31, 2013
"you go to virginia wesleyan college? what the hell is that?"
by vwcmarlin May 02, 2016
An uber-alcoholic drink mixed from the last dregs and drops of various bottles in the liquor cabinet, flavored with fruit juice, soda, and other flavorings added in an attempt to make it drinkable. The sole purpose of the drink is to get plowed.
Todd: Dude, taste this! It's an old family sangria recipe.
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!
Scott: (sniff) What the crap, dude! It smells like college! I almost puked in the cup!
by et_corde July 05, 2010
Petty fiefdom of warlord Fababa the Hutt. Comrade Commissar and Dolores Umbridge run the school with a colorful fist. Only school in the nation that needs an AA club.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
THERE'S PEOPLE IN THE FOOD! On a more serious note, the food is worse than Valley Street Maximum Security Jail just 10 minutes away in the heart of the Queen City (t's very nice there). Highest recorded body count: 116, record goes to Joe. This poster knows of at least two brothels (greek life) on campus.
FUN FACT: Simping was invented in 1992 on September 25th at precisely 10:22 PM at Saint Ass when John Simp couldn't get it up with the girl's hockey captain.
"Too many stairs, 6/10" - IGN
"Smelly" - Particular Student Leader
"DIRTYYYYY DOMMMMMMMMMM" - Dead man
"Dom gave me gonorrhea, never trust a dom rat" - That dude in Hil
"Did you know that Uppers has A/C in every town house, but they only turn it on during Alumni weekend in the summer because admin is fucking misers?" - Ex Staff Member
"One of the monks just banned me from Dom" - Dom Rat
"Not enough chins" - Uppers Slut
Only thing Physical Pant is good for is hiring old washed out white doods.
SAC Student: I graduated Saint As with straight 'A's
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
UNH Student: Wow, congratulations, you must be very smart
SAC Student: Nah, I just blew the president
Local: Wow, you go to Saint As? Tulsi Gabbard was just there, did you see her?
SAC Student: No, I was too busy downing a couple kegs with my buddy dead on the couch
News Headline: "CDC investigating reports that COVID-19 originated from Dominic Hall in the Spring of 2019"
THERE IS NO MOLD AT SAINT ANSELM COLLEGE
by FababaTheHutt March 22, 2022
After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.
by bumtownbabi November 02, 2020
by Hotgirl3456 April 22, 2019