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chinese wedgie

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie
by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
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chioneso

means the most pretty girl of Africa. she is just that girl, it girl, slay girl, the one everybody wants to be, the most pretty girl you ever see
Person 1 - WHOSE THE PRETTIEST GIRL EVER????
Person 2- CHIONESO 🩷
by MYLOVEMINEALLMINEALLMINE November 19, 2023
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Chanesia

A pretty girl who has good vibes at all times she’s really thick also she can dress and she doesn’t take no disrespect from nobody I mean nobody!
P1:ur so aggravating

Chanesia: ok and ur not?
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Chanesia

A pretty girl who has good vibes at all times she’s really thick also she can dress and she doesn’t take no disrespect from nobody I mean nobody!
P1:ur so aggravating

Chanesia: ok and ur not?
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
by saralipsy November 29, 2023
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