The Cummings Disorder

The passionate urge to run very large distances in a very short amount of time. Normally, without getting tired.

I just ran 5 miles with this dude, and he told me that when he gets home, he's going to run 8 more.

That guy's got an awful case of The Cummings Disorder.

by TheMGMguy September 22, 2012

puddle of cum

The best insult in human history no other insult can match it

Fuck you, you puddle of cum
AW SHIT

by poopyman September 16, 2013

pornhub.com/cum

Same your fucking nasty why the he'll are you searching this

Pornhub.com/cum is fun to eat UWU

by Boiled Iraq February 3, 2022

cum dumpster

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.

I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.

by crayons September 1, 2004

cum stone

A large amount of cum in a pile that has hardened over time.

I went over Matt's house yesterday and accidently stepped on his cum stone!

by Gavin Clarke June 13, 2007

Cum overdose

When the male partner ejaculates into his partner's mouth, then proceeding to knock her out. With her laying unconsciously, with semen seeping out her mouth, it looks as if she had taken a seizure from an overdose.

Mike: I gave her the cum overdose last night.

Scott: Boss.

Mike: No not really, her blood, and my semen got all over my knuckles.

by ScFluffyBunny August 1, 2011

Fun Cum

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009