My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...
Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.
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Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
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Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
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I met black Ines. She just told me what she cooked for lunch.
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