Answers Addicted Asshole 

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...

Mary- your a right Answers Addicted Asshole

Answers Addicted Asshole by The Hex December 25, 2008

That One Negative Asshole 

When you are looking at the most hilarious posting on the Internet, and there is a rate section, and most are thumbs up and one thumb down...Unfortunately.

That One Negative Asshole has to try and spoil everything. sigh. Can't they get a grip on life, and piss their pants every once in a while?

That One Negative Asshole by Abraham's Adversary December 3, 2016

Bleached Asshole 

What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.

Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.

Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.

Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.

Bleached Asshole by Andres Aragon Camara July 9, 2006

borderline asshole 

A crap word used by people who can't be arsed to think of better word for someone who is nearly an asshole, when they are one themself.

Tom:Oh my God you are such a borderline asshole!
Mike:You are such a boderline asshole for using that word!

borderline asshole by plain white t's October 31, 2007

Fake Asshole

One who says asshole things but genuinely a good person.

You are a fake asshole

Fake Asshole by Apparently a fake asshole... July 13, 2014

Puckered Asshole 

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.

Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.

Puckered Asshole by So-Called Person November 21, 2013

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day 

June 27 is the national day of complaining about your asshole friends.

Dude I can't wait for Complain about your asshole friend day, Dave is being such a dickhead.

Complain About Your Asshole Friend Day by Oliver Horowitz & Hannah Nichols June 28, 2006