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Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.
"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".
by santgozpt April 12, 2018
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short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
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Short

the height of a kid or pre-teen. Usually our crushes are taller
tall guy/adult: you are short
short girl/teen: IM ALMOST AN ADULT U B!TCH
by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022
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Short

Short is usually a person who is tiny or named Moises, Short can me refereeing to an object or a person but it is usually refereed to a person.
Dam... Moises you are vary short
by Not-Brian225 June 8, 2020
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Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
by Fubar1 May 18, 2022
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short film funding

A slang term for movies, like Whiplash (2014), that struggle to secure substantial funding and are often created as short films to be submitted to film festivals first, aiming to gain recognition and support for full-length productions.
After years of pitching, my script ended up as a short film funding project—guess I’m in the short film game like those filmmakers behind Whiplash!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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